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Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Low Cholesterol but Fatter Part 3

Dating time......

Bits: So darling, how's your blood test?

Me: My cholestrol is perfect.

Bits: That is good news!

Me: Yeah, but I am 5kg heavier. I am now 72kg!

Bits: Oh..... ok that is not good for health.

Me: Tell me about it, I have to eat grass like you now.

Bits: I did not eat grass dear.....anyway you are perfect. Weight is just a number.

Me: I thought it will be in your best interest to ensure my weight is manageable, after all you have to carry me.

Bits: Eeeek..... in that case.....erm... 60kg is a nice target to achieve.

Me: LOL...aha that means it is in your interest to make sure I exercise regularly..

Bits: Ok if you put it that way......

Me: We gotta continue the 30 day plank!

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